I am deeply sorry to do this to you on yet another platform:

I, too, feel terrorized by this information economy. That said, I will try to keep the horrors of late-stage capitalism and updates on my participation in it jazzy, breezy, and fun! So, please subscribe to get full access to whatever newsletter this app generates and my publication archives. Subscribe because I’d love that dopamine hit and I’ll try to return the favor. Pinky swear!